Is this you after having kids ? 21 REASONS WHY I’M PROBABLY GOING TO BE LATE AGAIN TODAY

I read this on Twitter from Babble and it made me smile.

What are your funny reasons for being late ?

I’d love to hear them ????

21 REASONS WHY I’M PROBABLY GOING TO BE LATE AGAIN TODAY
Before kids, I was on time. Early, even, so early that I’d drive around the block a few times before going into a restaurant. During eight years of motherhood, though, that’s changed. My three kids have given me dozens of reasons to be the mom who’s running late.

Lost shoes.

Misplaced homework.

Puke. Lots and lots of puke.

Here’s a list of 21 reasons why I might be running late again today.

1. My 3-year-old decided today, when it’s 5 degrees outside, is the day to take a firm stand against pants.
2. My daughter discovered the artistic genius lurking deep inside her and realized she had to express her creativity at 8:05 AM. There’s a priceless scribbled portrait drawn with permanent blue marker that goes from her belly button to her nose, then continues all the way across her bedroom wall.
3. My hairbrush got dropped in the toilet by accident. Or thrown. It’s hard to tell what lurks in the minds of toddlers.

Read more here